today

Well today is my little Cori Annie's 22nd birthday... What the hell?? I am really sure that I am not that old! Right??? My little sissy wants lasagna and banana splits for her birthday. Of course she is going to get it!
Today is call the lawyer day.... keeping my fingers crossed that good things happen... but we all know that good things rarely happen to me. Thats not being pessemistic... that is being a realist!
Now its time to get my fat ass on the treadmill cuz I am determined not to have a fat ass like some people I recently saw at a recent event. I didn't even know they made jeans with butts so big. Mean ---- hell yeah!